A team of random experts met at the very descriptively named Headquarters for Science and Research Program (HARP). Among those present was Dr. Heather Wallace, a chocolate psychologist. “Hold up!” You might ask. “Chocolate needs a psychologist?”
You might have a point there, but moving on.
I asked this team of experts about this meeting. They had words to say:
“February 14th is an important day, at least in the United States,” she told Journal of Alternative Sciences and Facts.
“That’s right!” Agreed Calendar Biologist Jake Williams. “Actually, it goes by a lot of different names.”
He tapped the calendar on the February 14th date.
“Valentine’s Day, St. Valentine’s Day. Singles’ Awareness Day.”
Dr. Wallace pulled out an Advalentine’s Calendar–which, sources have confirmed, is not an actual thing–and opened several of the flaps.
“Or, as we call it at HARP, Chocolate Appreciation Day.”
That’s it, folks. Happy Chocolate Appreciation Day!
At publishing time, Chocolate Appreciation Day was moved to every day.