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Will someone please tell me who created spring cleaning?!? It needs to be illegal. Seriously, I have OCD, which means I need a p e r f e c t l y clean house. In a few months, I’ll be struck with with a second case: Obsessive Christmas Disorder. My Christmas decorations need to be perfect too. Ugh. Life is hard.
Please, make it so spring cleaning and Christmas are cancelled.
Sincerely,
Miss Nobody
At publishing time, the editor stated, “I have to keep checking my text messages to make sure I didn’t accidentally type something awkward, and and didn’t send it. I wish the best to Miss Nobody, though.”